Randomness Inc.

Of two things i am certain.  One - i am going to miss Arabic 101.  Two - I don’t really care anymore.  I’ve been seriously examining college and my major, and i’ve realized just how pointless college is for me.  I’m going to college to major in business management, pretty much the most general degree ever.  And the other major i could do would be graphic design, which would be useful, but i could learn much of that just by using different programs and not spending 6000 dollars a year to do it.  Don’t get me wrong, for some people, college is grand.   I mean, college is good for people who actually need a special degree to get a job.  For example a doctor, without schooling they are pretty much screwed (and so are their patients).  But for me, school is simply taking up a lot of time that i could be using to make money in a job.  I could get a job wherever, work there all day, and have some money to pay rent with, and some to spend on fun stuff, like LSD  and cheap women (that’s a joke).  But i don’t know, it seems like for what i want to do with my life, college is pointless.  For that reason i’ll probably drop out soon, and try my hand at a job.  Then, if that goes south, my fallback plan is to join the military, perfect job for a single guy.

P.s. Drugs are bad, and cheap women carry syphilis and gonorrhea.

Once upon a time there was a squirrel who carried lots of feelings. Then he met Mr. Steamroller, who had no feelings.

Things did not bode joyfully for Squirrel.

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