Randomness Inc.

I can’t focus. I’m supposed to be writing an Ezra paper. Can’t… do… it… can’t… focus…

You know what I want to do right now? Go out for coffee. Chyeah. FOXY!

I made coffee with my french press this morning and ate a black forest muffin for breakfast. I’m still hungry.

I have to dress like a Barbarian for chapel today. Someone found a deer skull somewhere; I think I’m going to wear it on my head.

I get to go home on Friday. I think I’m going to eat breakfast everyday at McDonald’s.

It’s kind of snowing outside. LAME. It smells like soot and poo in this library. My hair is really big right now.

If I was a scurvy pirate, I would go do some whiskey right now and plunder some booty. Shiver me timbers.

I’m wearing Uggs I got at a garage sale for 5 bucks.

I want some eggs.

ROFL!