Obama pardoned a turkey named Courage* this year. Well Obama, you promised change, and i think it’s about time a Chicken was pardoned. Why are you hating on the chickens of the world? They deserve equal rights as the turkey. I think that we should pay the chickens a few billion dollars (for fowl treatment of them) and close Chick Fil A for good. It’s simply time for equal standing with chickens and turkeys alike, and if we can’t bring chickens up to the level of turkeys by glory we’ll bring turkeys down to the level of chickens.
-PETA
*Ok this is off topic… but seriously? Can you do anything that isn’t so fricken serious with underlying messages? You’re making my head hurt (and it’s not from the wittiness of your messages). And now that i’m finished with that little rant, looking back at my post I am filled with a great sense of irony…
I’m doing yet another paper. LAME!
I forgot to do Tae-Bo tonight. Oh dang. Billy Blanks is so FOXY.

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