Randomness Inc.

As this new day turns, it brings with it the winds of change.  Unfortunately, as we can see often times, change doesn’t necessarily bode something good.  In this case, today is the day that many years ago my tiny baby form popped out.  However, it would seem that today brings with it something that i am not quite so stoked about.  Judging by the stars, today is the day the ancient Aztecs predicted billions of years ago.  The stars have aligned, and today is Universal PMS day.  There is no avoiding it, although it may not be the end of the world, it definitely doesn’t bode well for us Men-folk.  It seems like the problems just keep piling up, and there is just no way of avoiding them.  Perhaps the solution for today is to spend more and more money on “our” (no ownership or sexism intended) women, but who knows?  Will that really help us mens’ pocket books?  Probably not, but it may just jump start our economy and keep the female population content.