Randomness Inc.

It’s been a good run… A noble effort, a valiant fight.  Yet all good things must come to an end.  Seeing as the usual half-life of my projects is about a millisecond, this has been a pretty darn good run.  Yes.  This is it.  The obligatory apologetic blog telling you imaginary people out there that I am done.  Through… finished. Hasta. Pasta.

To be fair, it was nothing you did… (you really haven’t done that much, actually, so I suppose it’s partially the nothing you’ve done).  Really, it is the fact that you seem to have cursed my life to the point where any computer I use will die (of course the logical thing to do is blame you).  For example, I got my first laptop and it ran smoothly and well.  I kept it clean and nice but one day unexpectedly it died.  By that time it was two years old, so I mourned its passing yet knew it was its time.  But then I got a new laptop.  A young, smaller, sleeker version of my last laptop.  I decided to go for an ultraportable lappy, much to my chagrin, however, this ended in the way most things in my life seem to end, too quickly.  A burst of light and baboom, the little tyke of a compy would no longer boot up (last time I get a GD Asus….)  So there I was… pondering… thinking… mulling it over… when it hit me.  I’d only had the computer for 20 days.  Hey… I could get a refund off of Amazon.com.  Score.  Yahtzee.  Mauzeltauff (correct spelling is for nazis.)

So I’ve sent my little lone lappy to amazon.com so I can hopefully get a full refund for the POS netbook they sent me.  I’m not bitter… Actually, I’m pretty happy, because their customer service was pretty darn good and polite.  I’ll be content with 85%… but hopefully i get more.

All this to say, I no longer have ready access to a computer, and, quite frankly, computers are overrated anyways.  I’d much rather be doing something with my life… like… exercising (lol) (ya right) (rofl).  Basically I’ve decided that with my current track record with computers (literally every single one I touch turns to proverbial dust), it would probably be in my best interest to stop throwing money into them.  Electronics are fickle, and they are pretty much the worst investments ever as far as depreciation of value goes.  So (because I’m really money conscious right now), I’ve decided to instead by (lol this is where i actually wrote “by” instead of “buy”… oh the irony) a PS3… that way It will be impervious to my electrokillosis.

Perhaps I’ll find a way to get back on here every once in a blue moon… I’m sorry babe… you’ve been my best online experience yet (apart from the first time I saw the numa numa guy…)  It saddens me that we have to end like this… I’ll be back… R.inc will go on.

Ever since Zombieland I’ve been craving a good twinkie, and I finally, today, the seventeenth (according to this blog, eighteenth) of December, I got my hands on 10 of the little goodies.  Yes.  You hear me right. TEN.  I intrepidly cracked open the box and to my surprise there the little gems were.  I almost expected something to be wrong with them, seeing as well… I had been watching Zombieland, but I whipped out a few and they looked blessedly normal.  Three or four later I contently closed the box and cracked open my nearby bottle of cold Chai to wash down the wonder of what remained from my delightful expedition into the unknown.

Of course, no twinkie adventure would be complete without the small package that was open already and contained the dried up remains of an extra half of a twinkie that had no business being where it was.  I eyed it and tenaciously peeled back the wrapper, slowly moving the strange apparition towards the gateway to my gastronomic passage.  It looked willing, almost begging me to eat it, inching out of its package slowly.  Inches, centimeters, millimeters from my mouth and then a cockroach popped out.  I mulled it over for a second, but decided that the cream on the inside was a bit too white… so I threw it away and grabbed the next package, palpable electricity of excitement dancing through my arms and fingers.

It was good.  It tasted like the physical embodiment of good intentions… Slowly paving my small intestines with a little yellow brick road leading straight to… well.  something not so nice as a gumdrop forest.

At any rate.  Now I am drinking some delightful sweet tea, which is essentially the greatest drink this world has ever known.  Trying to describe it with flowery words and meaningless fluff could not do it justice, so I won’t even try.  It’s good stuff.

Just got out of french class.  I gotta say, it dragged like no other today.  I wouldn’t say it was the most boring thing that has ever happened to me in my life… but it was pretty darn boring.

Anyways, I’m going to go another direction with this post.  I had some delicious pizza the other day, the only thing is now I want pizza again and i can’t have it.  I might go get some flaming wok in our mall soon.  I keep hearing about these movies that i haven’t seen, Inglourious Basterds, Zombieland, District 9, etc.  Evidently they are pretty good (at least according to R.Ink researchers).

I’m kind of feeling like its time to make this site into a bit of a forum or perhaps something similar to that…

We like food… a lot.